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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
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HMCS Sussexvale was a River-class frigate that served with the Royal Canadian Navy during the Second World War. She served primarily as a convoy escort in the Battle of the Atlantic. She was named for Sussex, New Brunswick. Her name was altered to prevent confusion with other Allied warships named Sussex. After the war she was converted to a Prestonian-class frigate and served until 1966. She was the last frigate launched by the Royal Canadian Navy during the Second World War.
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}