{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?","punchline":"To make ends meat.","id":62}
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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}