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Nanjing No. 3 High School is a high school in central Nanjing, China. It was founded in 1902. The school is housed on Li Xiucheng's house. The educator and reformer Tao Xingzhi served as the school's principal for seven years and made \"truth\" the school's motto.
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Brassavola martiana is a species of orchid found in South Tropical America. It is reported from Brazil, Peru, Colombia, Venezuela, French Guiana, Guyana and Suriname.
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