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Lau Spel was a Dutch hurdler. He competed in the 110 metres hurdles at the 1924 Summer Olympics and the 1928 Summer Olympics.
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Glischrochilus fasciatus, the picnic beetle, is a species of sap-feeding beetle in the family Nitidulidae. It is found in Central America and North America.
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