The simple station Minuto de Dios is part of the TransMilenio mass-transit system of Bogotá, Colombia, opened in the year 2000.
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{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
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