{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
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