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Acer oliverianum, common names Oliver's maple and Oliver maple, is broadleaf deciduous tree. It is a species of maple.
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\"From Where You Are\" is a song by alternative rock band Lifehouse, written and performed by its frontman, Jason Wade for Allstate's Teen Driving Program and released as a promotional single on November 6, 2007. Produced by record producer Jude Cole, the song is dedicated to teens who have lost their lives in accidents, and was intended to encourage safe driving. This song is also dedicated to a friend of Wade who died in a car accident at the age of 16.
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Bruna Santos Nhaia, known as Bruninha or just Bruna, is a Brazilian professional soccer player who plays as a right back. She plays for NJ/NY Gotham FC in the National Women's Soccer League (NWSL) as well as the Brazil national team.
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