{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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