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{"type":"standard","title":"Vladimir Shevyakov","displaytitle":"Vladimir Shevyakov","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q154707","titles":{"canonical":"Vladimir_Shevyakov","normalized":"Vladimir Shevyakov","display":"Vladimir Shevyakov"},"pageid":36116463,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Schewiakoff.JPG/330px-Schewiakoff.JPG","width":320,"height":389},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Schewiakoff.JPG","width":331,"height":402},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255728889","tid":"7c4fc846-9c28-11ef-ad46-4287329e0e0b","timestamp":"2024-11-06T10:18:37Z","description":"Russian zoologist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Shevyakov","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Shevyakov?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Shevyakov?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vladimir_Shevyakov"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Shevyakov","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Vladimir_Shevyakov","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Shevyakov?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vladimir_Shevyakov"}},"extract":"Vladimir Timofeyevich Shevyakov publishing under the German spelling of his name as W. Shewiakoff, was a Russian biologist who worked on Protozoa, and a professor.","extract_html":"
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